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BRIGHT SIDE

Frank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism and he would reply, "It could have been worse." His friends decided to invent a situation so completely terrible that even Frank could find no hope in it.

"Frank, did you hear about Tom? He came home last night, found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both and then turned the gun on himself!"

"That's awful," said Frank, "But it could have been worse."

His bewildered friend asked, "How could it have been worse?"

"Well," replied Frank, "If it happened the night before, I'd be dead now!"


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MEN ARE LIKE...

  • MEN ARE LIKE . . . Floor Tiles, if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years
  • MEN ARE LIKE . . . Chocolate Bars, sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.
  • MEN ARE LIKE . . . Coffee, the best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long.
  • MEN ARE LIKE . . . Commercials, you cant believe a word they say.
  • MEN ARE LIKE . . . Copiers, you need them for reproduction, but thats about it.
  • MEN ARE LIKE . . . Cement, after getting laid they take along time to get hard.
  • MEN ARE LIKE . . . Government Bonds, they take so long to mature.
  • MEN ARE LIKE . . . Mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
  • MEN ARE LIKE . . . Used Cars, both are easy-to-get, cheap and unreliable.
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NAMING DISASTERS AFTER WOMEN

Q: Why do they give female names to natural disasters?

A: When they come on to you, they are all wet and wild. When they leave, your house is gone, your car is gone, your dog is gone...


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