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NAUGHTY GIRL
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen.
"What's wrong dearest??" asked the confused husband.
"Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bedm, along with a very erotic porn magazine! What ever are we going to do???"
"Well," replied the man..."I guess a spanking is out of the question?"
WAYS TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR FLY IS OPEN:
* The cucumber has left the salad.
* Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
* You've got Windows on your laptop.
* Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
* You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
* You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
* Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
* I thought you were crazy, now I can clearly see your nuts.
WIFE IN BED WITH BEST FRIEND
A good lookin' guy walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. Then he downs it in one gulp.
"Hey buddy, you must be having a rough time. Whats up?" says the bartender.
"Well, I got home early from work last night and found my wife and my best friend in bed with each other!"
"Thats terrible," replied the bartender.
"Actually, it was the best night of my life."
"How's that?"
"My best friend is a Playboy centerfold."
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