MEN ARE LIKE...
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Floor Tiles, if you lay them right the
first time, you can walk all over them for years
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Bank Accounts, without a lot of money,
they dont generate much interest
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Chocolate Bars, sweet, smooth and they
usually head right for your hips.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Coffee, the best ones are rich, warm and
can keep you up all night long.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Computers, hard to figure out and never
have enough memory.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Copiers, you need them for reproduction,
but that's about it.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Cement, after getting laid they take
along time to get hard.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Government Bonds, they take so long to
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Parking Spots, the good ones are already
taken and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Snow Storms, you never know when they're
coming, how many inches youll get or how long they will last.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Used Cars, both are easy-to-get, cheap
KEYS TO APPEALING TO THE OPPOSITE SEX
As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife
sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours?"