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MEN ARE LIKE...

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Floor Tiles, if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Bank Accounts, without a lot of money, they dont generate much interest

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Chocolate Bars, sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Coffee, the best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Computers, hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Copiers, you need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Cement, after getting laid they take along time to get hard.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Government Bonds, they take so long to mature.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Parking Spots, the good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Snow Storms, you never know when they're coming, how many inches youll get or how long they will last.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Used Cars, both are easy-to-get, cheap and unreliable.

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KEYS TO APPEALING TO THE OPPOSITE SEX

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
1. Compliment her
2. Cuddle her
3. Kiss her
4. Caress her
5. love her
6. Stroke her
7. tease her
8. comfort her
9. protect her
10. hug her
11. hold her
12. spend money on her
13. wine & dine her
14. buy things for her
15. listen to her
16. care for her
17. stand by her
18. support her
19. go to the ends of the earth for her....

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
1. Show up naked.
2. Bring beer.

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DIFFERENT WORKERS IN BED

A couple drove down a country road, not saying a word after an argument that neither wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours?"

"Yep," the husband replied, "In-laws."


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