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The judge in a recent high-profile case asks, "Has the jury reached it's verdict?"
"No, your honor," replied the jury's foreman. "We want a cut of the movie rights first."
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"Your driver's license checks out," the policeman says to the young, reckless driver. "Now I need to know who you bribed at the DMV to get it."
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The judge asked, "Have you been in my court before?"
The burgler thought a moment, "No, sir! I've been in your house, but never in your court."
REDEFINING OLD SAYINGS
- If ignorance is bliss, why are politicians always arguing?
- The road most traveled is usually in need of repair.
- If you follow their investment advise, you'll quickly learn how a broker gets his name.
- I can't make ends meet. What's worse is, I can't find the ends.
- When you're down and out, something always turns up; unfortunetly, it's usually a bill collector.
ADDITIONS TO MURPHY'S LAWS
1. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
2. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
5. A day without sunshine is night.
6. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
7. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
8. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
9. Light travels faster than sound...This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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