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THE TOP 10 MARKETING SLOGANS FOR VIAGRA

  1. Viagra, The quicker dicker upper
  2. Viagra, One-a-day, like iron
  3. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight
  4. Viagra, Home of the whopper
  5. Viagra, It plumps when you take 'em
  6. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
  7. Viagra, Tastes great, more filling
  8. Viagra, Ten inches long ... and growing.
  9. Viagra, We work harder, so you don't have to.
  10. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any questions?

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RENAME YOUR HUSBAND

Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry. One lady asks, "If you could name your husband after any soda pop, what would it be?"

The first lady thinks for a minute and says, "Moutain Dew, because he can mount and do me anytime."

The second lady thinks for awhile and finally says, "7-Up, because he has seven inches and can always get it up."

The third lady thinks for a long time and finally says, "Jack Daniels."

The other ladies look at her with a confused look and say, "Wait a minute, Jack Daniels is a hard liquor."

The third lady says, "Yep, thats my Larry!"

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DIFFERENT WORKERS IN BED

  1. Accountants do it with Double Entry
  2. Acupuncturists do it with a small prick
  3. Bankers do it with interest
  4. Bookkeepers do it for the record
  5. Bosses delegate the task to others
  6. Elevator men do it up and down
  7. Engineers do it to specifications
  8. Firemen do it with a big hose
  9. Frank Sinatra does it his way
  10. Garbagemen come twice a week
  11. Landlords do it every 1st of the month
  12. Teachers do it with class


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