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Jokes at PleasureMeNow.com? We're your source or should we say your receptical for jokes, humor and funnies on sex, relationships, men, women... The latest sex jokes updated weekly. Catch the latest jokes mixed with classic humor and funny observations.

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WE HEARD THEM SAY...

> “How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?” -- Zsa Zsa Gabor

> “It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.” -- Marylyn Monroe

> “I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.” -- Woody Allen

> “Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.” -- Scott Roeben

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RELATIONSHIPS ARE NO JOKE

The Five Secrets to a Great Relationship are:

1. It's important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.
2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man who is dependable and doesn't lie.
4. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.
5. It is important that these four men never meet.

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