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HERE ARE A FEW OF OUR FAVORITE REAL PLACES TO VISIT:
|Elephant Butte (New Mexico, USA) ||River Koksoak (Canada)||Weiner (Alabama, USA) ||Bumpass Creek (Alabama, USA)
||Bear Butte (South Dakota, USA) ||Smackass Gap (North Carolina, USA)
||Flasher (North Dakota, USA) ||Horton Cum Studley (Oxfordshire, England)
||Penisthorpe (England) ||Fanny Bay (Australia)
||Beaver Island (Michigan, USA) ||Beaver Cove (Maine, USA)
||Knob Lick (Kentucky, USA) ||Erect (North Carolina, USA)
WE HEARD THEM SAY...
> “How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?” -- Zsa Zsa Gabor
> “It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.” -- Marylyn Monroe
> “I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.” -- Woody Allen
> “Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.” -- Scott Roeben
RELATIONSHIPS ARE NO JOKE
The Five Secrets to a Great Relationship are:
1. It's important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.
2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man who is dependable and doesn't lie.
4. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.
5. It is important that these four men never meet.
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