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HERE ARE A FEW OF OUR FAVORITE REAL PLACES TO VISIT:
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| Elephant Butte (New Mexico, USA) | River Koksoak (Canada) |
Weiner (Alabama, USA) | Bumpass Creek (Alabama, USA) |
Bear Butte (South Dakota, USA) | Smackass Gap (North Carolina, USA) |
Flasher (North Dakota, USA) | Horton Cum Studley (Oxfordshire, England) |
Penisthorpe (England) | Fanny Bay (Australia) |
Beaver Island (Michigan, USA) | Beaver Cove (Maine, USA) |
Knob Lick (Kentucky, USA) | Erect (North Carolina, USA) |
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WE HEARD THEM SAY...
> “How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?” -- Zsa Zsa Gabor
> “It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.” -- Marylyn Monroe
> “I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.” -- Woody Allen
> “Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.” -- Scott Roeben
RELATIONSHIPS ARE NO JOKE
The Five Secrets to a Great Relationship are:
1. It's important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.
2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man who is dependable and doesn't lie.
4. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.
5. It is important that these four men never meet.
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