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POLITICALLY CORRECT MAN & WOMAN

Women

  1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
  2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
  3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
  4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
  5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
  6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
  7. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
  8. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
  9. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
  10. She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.
Men

  1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
  2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
  3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
  4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
  5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONAL INTEGRATION
  6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK -He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
  7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
  8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
  9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED


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  • Chardonay, age 1
  • Chablea, age 3 months (All of these children were abandoned by their mother)
  • Homicide Byrons
  • Philander Rodman, Dennis Rodman's, of basketball fame, father. Philander has 27 children. He currently is living with 2 wives and 15 children in the Philippines
  • Weedo Dingledein Dasho
  • Zhiavago Rambo - Someone’s been watching too many movies
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  • Dr. Hyman, Gynecologist
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